I’ve been writing a “what I’ve learned” birthday post for the last two weeks. For some reason, I can’t get it out… I know what to say, but I have, for the first time in my life, writer’s block.  So, instead of writing it all at once, I think I’ll write it a little at a time.

What I’ve learned in 32 years on Earth:

1. Never trust a woman with a neck tattoo.
2.  Never gamble more than you can afford to lose.
3. Speaking of gambling, never gamble against a person named after a city.
4. Judge a man by his haircut and a woman by her shoes.