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Thursday, January 08th, 2009 | Author: Jason

 

I finally finished my book. Well, it’s a collection of fictionalized stories from my youth. A memoir, but told the way I remember it, rather than the way it happened. I’ll probably edit it for the next five years. Here are the opening paragraphs from a story.

The town I was born in, three thousand people and three stop lights, was too big, too hurried , and too civilized for my father, so when I was five years old, he moved us out to the country. My dad knew a family from our church who owned acres upon acres of barren pine about fifteen miles out from the city limits, and like most Christian revivalists, that family wanted to escape the corruption of the world they were born into and found a new community, a New Canaan, a shining city on a hill.

My dad bought into that promise of renewal, and with it came a few acres of his own in the burgeoning community. He paid a man with a Caterpillar to bulldoze a one-lane dirt road from the highway out into the far edge of New Canaan. Mr. Banner, the man with bulldozer, charged my dad five hundred dollars and one jar of moonshine to cut the trail, clear cut an acre or so, and haul away the underbrush. Aside from that one acre clearing, he left the rest of the land as it was, a muddy creek bed, sickly pine trees, swamp land, and misquito breeding grounds. Dad paid the city to bring in electricy, running water, and sewage. He would have been happy to live by candlelight, water well and outhouse, but my mother insisted, so we hauled civilization out into the sticks, kicking and screaming all the way.

 

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Friday, November 21st, 2008 | Author: Jason

I was doing some ego searches this morning and found some photos of the Threespot office taken by Tracey Gaughran-Perez (Sweetney), of the Baltimore Gaughran-Perezs. Enjoy!

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Tuesday, November 06th, 2007 | Author: Jason

Oscar’s aweseome collection of Speak-and-Says

Idiotarod2006 001, originally uploaded by jasonhamrick.

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Thursday, May 24th, 2007 | Author: Jason

XKCD is a webcomic for nerds. And geeks. This means that I read it every M-W-F. Religiously. Usually the comics are one-off panels about something mathematical, or generally geeky. Randall Moore loves the beauty of mathematics (not arithmetic, but math) and hates velociraptors.

This week’s comics have bowed to the scourge of Dreaded Continuity, which culminates today in some important advice:

Take wrong turns. Talk to strangers. Open unmarked doors. And if you see a group of people in a field, go find out what they are doing. Do things without always knowing how they will turn out.

You’re curious and smart and bored, and all you see is the choice between working hard and slacking off. There are so many adventures that you miss because you are waiting to think of a plan. To find them, look for tiny interesting choices. And remember that you are always making up the future as you go.

Thanks Randall.

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Wednesday, March 07th, 2007 | Author: Jason

Once again, I took part in the Idiotarod. COBRA are now the shopping cart sabotage champs of both NYC and DC.

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Tuesday, November 29th, 2005 | Author: Jason

I just finished Al Franken’s newest book, The Truth (with Jokes). Here is his take on the Republican “Party of Responsibility”. Take it away, Al:

“You can’t count on them to give you straight information. You can’t count on them to tell us straight why we’re going to war. You can’t count on them to tell us what’s happening over there.

You can’t count on them to do their homework. To keep track of our money. You can’t count on them to punish war profiteers. You can’t count on them to protect our troops.

You can’t rely on them for much of anything. Armor. Veterans’ benefits. You can’t count on them for the true story of how Jessica Lynch was captured, or how Pat Tillman died. Even for how the “Mission Accomplished” sign went up on the U.S.S. Abraham Lincoln. They actually lied about that.

You can’t count on them to count terrorist attacks. You can’t count on them to count civilian victims. You can’t count on them to listen to military commanders and send in enough troops, or to not lie about the commanders asking them to send more troops, or to listen to Colin Powell and not torture people, or to not lie about whether the torture policies started at the top.

You can’t trust them to care. About Iraqis. About Americans.

You can’t trust them to do the work of actually signing killed-in-action letters. You can’t trust them not to lie about not signing killed-in-action letters.

You can’t count on them to acknowledge any mistakes whatsoever. You can’t trust them not to lie when confronted with those mistakes.

You can’t trust them not to believe their own propaganda.

You can’t trust them. Period.”

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Wednesday, November 23rd, 2005 | Author: Jason

Ed Cone tries to find some middle ground on the abortion debate.

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Saturday, November 12th, 2005 | Author: Jason

Further Signs of the Apocalypse #24:
Video of a school dance team’s Harry Potter skit. I was holding it together until “Let’s Hear It For the Boy”.

Harry Potter and the Dance Team of Fire

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Monday, August 15th, 2005 | Author: Jason

Yesterday was my 29th birthday, traditionally a time of reflection and recollection. Fortunately, I have long since learned that in times of great personal reflection, I tend to reflect on the worst, focusing only on my shortcomings and never on my triumphs; I turn mauldin, melancholy, and some would say become a big pain in the ass. As a result, I have taken to avoiding my birthday entirely, devising every scheme to make it pass as quickly — and with as little fanfare — as possible. And so, yesterday, to the multiplex.

A quick sidenote to my parents and friends who knew was day it was and wished me well and sent presents. The best one was a cooking class from Kym; thanks to Kym I will spent next Saturday at Sur La Table learning all about the fine art of making homemade pizza. Thank you all. You are counted among my triumphs.

Anyway, after a spirited morning of laying about, Kym and I took in the afternoon showing of The Dukes of Hazzard movie. My review — three stars. It was totally unapologetic about being dumb, fast and loud; exactly what I needed to get past the birthday blues. The plot — Bo and Luke have to stop Boss Hog from strip-mining Hazzard and save the Duke farm, all while winning the local road rally and keeping Daisy’s top on. SPOILER ALERT — they succeed at all three.

Many people have criticized the movie for being dirty, foul-mouthed, low-brow, and for appealing to the lowest common denominator. Guilty as charged. But what do you expect from a late summer remake whose two most popular characters are a hotrod and a girl’s ass? I had no problem with the foul mouths and shaking asses, except when it came to Uncle Jesse.

I’m not a moralizer, but I’d always imagined Uncle Jesse as the quiet rock of the family; a reformed moonshiner who had settled down and taken on the huge responsibility of the raising his niece and nephews. Willie Nelson plays Jesse as a dirty-old man. That was a huge disappointment.

In any case , the rest of the day passed without much fanfare. I played some video games, read some of the Baroque Cycle, and before I knew it, it was time for bed. Another birthday successfully avoided.

Next year I will hit the Dirty Thirty. Let’s hope there is an A-Team movie

Tuesday, July 12th, 2005 | Author: Jason

I read this today in boingboing: The Nightmare of Sleep Paralysis and it hit close to home.

Sunday night, I had a strange series of dreams. In my dream, I was asleep and suffocating, but unable to wake up. Slowly, I would wake up, but I was still suffocating. I would try to reach out to Kym or scream out, thinking that if I woke her up, she could fully awaken me, but I was paralyzed and mute. I couldn’t make my body move, or make any sounds come from my mouth.

I had this dream three or four times that night, and after each episode, I would wake up, and not know if I was really awake or still asleep. Oh, and the part about it being terrifying… true, very so true.

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